H3AV3N
Sujet n°17632 créé le 09/03/2009 à 14:28 par pluch - Vu 77317 fois par 6043 utilisateurs
H3AV3N
tvb a dit :
Psych ?
Psych ?
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Oral contraception : I asked a girl to have sex with me, and she says no... (Woody ALLEN)
Tu es un ange, c'est mieux ? Un panda-ange ? (vicka, 24/06/2009)
Oral contraception : I asked a girl to have sex with me, and she says no... (Woody ALLEN)
Tu es un ange, c'est mieux ? Un panda-ange ? (vicka, 24/06/2009)
H3AV3N
- Okay, for the record, what you guys are doing is really creepy.- You know what ? If it's creepy to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine, I'm creepy.
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Oral contraception : I asked a girl to have sex with me, and she says no... (Woody ALLEN)
Tu es un ange, c'est mieux ? Un panda-ange ? (vicka, 24/06/2009)
Oral contraception : I asked a girl to have sex with me, and she says no... (Woody ALLEN)
Tu es un ange, c'est mieux ? Un panda-ange ? (vicka, 24/06/2009)
H3AV3N
- Renaissance fairs are not about historical accuracy. They're about taking a chubby girl from Kinko's and putting her in a corset so tight her bosoms pop out and say "howdy."- 15th Century bosoms did not say "howdy." At the very least, they would have said "Huzzah!"- I don't care what the bosoms say. I just want to be in the conversation.
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Oral contraception : I asked a girl to have sex with me, and she says no... (Woody ALLEN)
Tu es un ange, c'est mieux ? Un panda-ange ? (vicka, 24/06/2009)
Oral contraception : I asked a girl to have sex with me, and she says no... (Woody ALLEN)
Tu es un ange, c'est mieux ? Un panda-ange ? (vicka, 24/06/2009)
H3AV3N
- My parents focused on celebrating achievements, and my being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.
- That's so silly.- It's actually based on very sound theories, his mother published a paper on it.
- What was it called ? I Hate My Son and That's Why He Can't Have Cake ?- It was obviously very effective. [...] Perhaps if she also denied him Christmas, he'd be a little better at it.
- Thank you.
- Well, I love birthdays : waking up to mom's special French Toast breakfast, wearing the birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends...
- Yeah ! See ? That's what kids should have !- Actually, that was last year...
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Oral contraception : I asked a girl to have sex with me, and she says no... (Woody ALLEN)
Tu es un ange, c'est mieux ? Un panda-ange ? (vicka, 24/06/2009)
Oral contraception : I asked a girl to have sex with me, and she says no... (Woody ALLEN)
Tu es un ange, c'est mieux ? Un panda-ange ? (vicka, 24/06/2009)
karmpo
H3AV3N a dit :
- Okay, for the record, what you guys are doing is really creepy.- You know what ? If it's creepy to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine, I'm creepy.
- Okay, for the record, what you guys are doing is really creepy.- You know what ? If it's creepy to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine, I'm creepy.
pluch
karmpo a dit :
Psych ?
Psych ?
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Je cherche une femme mignonne, pas conne et un peu ouverte... d'esprit.
Si c'est de l'entrejambe, je crache pas dessus.
© Kas
Je cherche une femme mignonne, pas conne et un peu ouverte... d'esprit.
Si c'est de l'entrejambe, je crache pas dessus.
© Kas
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