I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
J'aimerais avoir mes règles. Si je les avais,plus besoin de calendrier à la con. Je n'aurais qu'à compter jusqu'à mes prochaines règles. En plus, je serais en harmonie avec la lune et la marée.
Jim: Wow. That is really hard. ...You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so... Michael: That's what she said!