Ian arrives in a very expensive new convertible, and tells Steve it's not every day that you get £10,000 for doing nothing. Steve says all he needs now is a tasty blonde next to him. Ian says he's happy as he is thanks, and Steve says he swapped his wife for £10,000 and he's happy?! Ian parks it and the alarm keeps going off. He shows it off to Laura, who says it's OK if you like that sort of thing and asks how he afforded it. Ian says HP - £35,000, but only £10,000 deposit. He phones up and moans to the garage about the alarm not working. (thetvdb.com)