Joke #20
Q: What do you get when you breed Jai Courtney and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad acting.
Joke #19
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, Jai Courtney, because he doesn't like sharing the spotlight.
Joke #18
Q: Jai Courtney is on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The world of acting!
Joke #17
Q: Why does Jai Courtney appear to be such a kind, intelligent, generous person?
A: Because he's good at playing roles other than himself.
Joke #16
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the light bulb and Jai Courtney to say it should have been him up there!
Joke #15
Q: Why did Jai Courtney miss his flight to the awards ceremony?
A: He was stuck on a broken escalator!
Joke #14
Q: What do Jai Courtney songs and laxatives have in common?
A: Both can irritate the absolute crap out of you!
Joke #13
Q: What is the range of Jai Courtney acting abilities?
A: About twenty yards, if you have a good arm.
Joke #12
Q: How does Jai Courtney stay cool during on the set?
A: He stands near his fans!
Joke #11
Q: How does Jai Courtney change a lightbulb?
A: He just holds it and the world revolves around him.
Joke #10
Q: What is the difference between Justin Bieber and Jai Courtney?
A: One of them has balls and it ain't Bieber.
Joke #9
Q: How did Jai Courtney get hurt drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Joke #8
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Jai Courtney fans can get laid too.
Joke #7
Q: How do you keep Jai Courtney from talking to you?
A: Take away his cue cards.
Joke #6
Q: What do Jai Courtney fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Joke #5
Q: What is the difference between Jai Courtney acting and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito only sucks in the summer.
Joke #4
Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Jai Courtney fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Joke #3
Q: What do you call a Jai Courtney fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Joke #2
Q: If you drop a Jai Courtney fan and a watermelon off a tall building, which will hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?
Joke #1
Q: Did you hear about the Jai Courtney blow-up doll?
A: It is so realistic that the ego inflates itself!